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Hanukkah On Rye (A Hallmark Movie) Reviewed by Duck T.

Friends, when a New York matchmaker connects Molly (Yael Grobglas) and Jacob (Jeremy Jordan)—who, by the way, are not ducks—claiming they are Jewish soulmates, or besherts, they soon discover to their horror that their families own competing New York delis. Phew! Talk about putting a flipper in the ointment! Frankly, it’s a fun premise with a super-ducking awesome cast, including vibrant performances from Grobglas and Jordan, both of whom really drive this comedy forward. Plus their chemistry totally bobs my boat.

Now, I watched this movie with my human, Star, who got their flippers in a twist early on because they claimed they knew “exactly what the duck was going to happen,” which apparently felt like “waiting for the axe to fall.” But no! Star is not a mind reader and did not know what was going to ducking happen, because they didn’t predict a brilliant, heartfelt twist at the end of the movie. It was honestly so moving it clogged up my beak-holes. So, there you go, Star! Don’t go making duck-sumptions!

Watching this Hanukkah romance put a smile on my beak and a spring in my flippers. The comedy was delightful, and the cast and characters were richly entertaining. Hanukkah on Rye is, by turns, both funny and moving, and also contains a community we’ve rarely seen in on-screen romance. Also, the guest performance by Lisa Loeb was super-ducking beautiful. Star was singing Loeb’s tune—badly—for days after. But fair dues, Hallmark! A duck can’t blame you for Star’s catastrophic changes in key! Besides, we ducking love how you’re increasing your diversity. More like this, please, Hallmark!

Watch this movie on:

Hallmark

Amazon Prime (Included with Hallmark Movies Now subscription)

Google Play

Apple TV

And elsewhere!

Thanks for reading, friends! This duck thinks you’re super-ducking awesome.

Post image courtesy of Hallmark and this duck.



About US

Welcome! I’m Star Tavares. I am queer and nonbinary, and I use they/them pronouns. My hubby Jake is LGBTQIA+ too. Our plush duck is called Duck and is super-ducking awesome. He likes to call himself an award-winning duck because we wrote a screenplay about him that won some awards, and who are we to argue?

The thing is, we used to publish in the romance genres, but after we came out, we thought romance didn’t want us anymore. But you know what, toots? We were wrong.

Now we’ve rebuilt our confidence and are back to living our Romancey Pants life, writing, reviewing romance movies, reading romance novels, and doing a whole lot of stretching. (Did I mention we’re getting older?)

Want to know more about Star’s writing credits? Under another name, Star has published romance stories, novels, and novellas with presses like Harper Collins and Cleis, and has won awards for their shorter works from the likes of Glimmer Train, Screencraft, and Narrative, where they also worked as an editor. More recently, Star’s nonfiction about gender identity has appeared in The New York Times and at Huffington Post Personal.

Since Jake, who is also a romance author, is starting to add more reviews here (along with Duck’s best frenemy Sir Mallard Jones) watch this space for more about him and his career.

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