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A Gingerbread Romance (Hallmark) Reviewed by Duck T.

Friends, this duck’s flippers are raised in alarm and are also a wee bit sweaty. Why? Because I was ready to witness a tale of deep romance paired with the baking of a life-sized gingerbread house. Instead, I saw more wood than gingerbread—and not in a sexy way. As for the romance, it was stiffer than the sugared house—also not in a sexy way.

A giant gingerbread house building contest should surely a place for fun, flair, and pondweed sandwiches, which in some ways it was, but honestly, when it came to fuzzy feelings, the leads mostly sank my rudder. Tia Mowry-Hardrict and Duane Henry do deserve a less wooden script, however.

There were some great moments. The film created a warm sense of found family, and the building of the house was flipper-ticklingly sweet. Also, a huge high-flipper for the movie’s racial diversity.

We did watch the whole movie, and the idea is super-original. The visuals were a ducking delight too. Sadly, at the end, when we’re all ready for that big romantic moment, it arrived with a bit of a dead-carp feel.

Happy New Year, ducky friends!

You can watch A Gingerbread Romance on

Amazon Prime

YouTube Primetime

Apple TV

Google Play

Among others.

Image courtesy of Hallmark, Canva, and Star.



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Welcome! I’m Star Tavares. I am queer and nonbinary, and I use they/them pronouns. My hubby Jake is LGBTQIA+ too. Our plush duck is called Duck and is super-ducking awesome. He likes to call himself an award-winning duck because we wrote a screenplay about him that won some awards, and who are we to argue?

The thing is, we used to publish in the romance genres, but after we came out, we thought romance didn’t want us anymore. But you know what, toots? We were wrong.

Now we’ve rebuilt our confidence and are back to living our Romancey Pants life, writing, reviewing romance movies, reading romance novels, and doing a whole lot of stretching. (Did I mention we’re getting older?)

Want to know more about Star’s writing credits? Under another name, Star has published romance stories, novels, and novellas with presses like Harper Collins and Cleis, and has won awards for their shorter works from the likes of Glimmer Train, Screencraft, and Narrative, where they also worked as an editor. More recently, Star’s nonfiction about gender identity has appeared in The New York Times and at Huffington Post Personal.

Since Jake, who is also a romance author, is starting to add more reviews here (along with Duck’s best frenemy Sir Mallard Jones) watch this space for more about him and his career.

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