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Ice Queens Are Better Than Ice Cream. Unless It’s Phish Food.

Friends, it’s The Brit here! (Have you noticed it’s usually me?!) And you know, I love a bit of drama! When I was a teenager, my English teacher mentioned that you could tell a lot about a person by the colors they wear. Black, she said, was all about drama. A few days later, a classmate pointed out that every day since, I’d worn black from head to toe.

Anyway, it’s lines like the following that liberate my drama queen! They snap me out of my need to be quiet and avoid cliche! I want to roll around in lines like these like a happy, liberated pig. They’re from Louise Fuller’s Returning for His Ruthless Revenge, in which Gabriel is more than a tad upset with Dove:

"What heart? Dove Cavendish didn't have one. She was a living, breathing Snow Queen with ice in her veins, and even now the memory of that conversation with her father burned him——almost as much as her beauty dazzled him."

Yes! Let’s be dramatic! Let’s have FUN! Let’s have Snow Queens (capitalized!!) and ice in veins, duckdammit, and memories that BURN and beauty that makes it QUITE a lot harder to see what’s in front of you!

Does ice cream have similar JOY in it? Well, yes, but it doesn’t agree with me. On the other hand, after those marvelously dramatic lines, I admit agreeing can be pretty boring.

Unless it’s Phish Food. Because I DO want Phish Food to agree with me. It’s the marshmallow, you know?

Have a great one, my friends!



About US

Welcome! I’m Star Tavares. I am queer and nonbinary, and I use they/them pronouns. My hubby Jake is LGBTQIA+ too. Our plush duck is called Duck and is super-ducking awesome. He likes to call himself an award-winning duck because we wrote a screenplay about him that won some awards, and who are we to argue?

The thing is, we used to publish in the romance genres, but after we came out, we thought romance didn’t want us anymore. But you know what, toots? We were wrong.

Now we’ve rebuilt our confidence and are back to living our Romancey Pants life, writing, reviewing romance movies, reading romance novels, and doing a whole lot of stretching. (Did I mention we’re getting older?)

Want to know more about Star’s writing credits? Under another name, Star has published romance stories, novels, and novellas with presses like Harper Collins and Cleis, and has won awards for their shorter works from the likes of Glimmer Train, Screencraft, and Narrative, where they also worked as an editor. More recently, Star’s nonfiction about gender identity has appeared in The New York Times and at Huffington Post Personal.

Since Jake, who is also a romance author, is starting to add more reviews here (along with Duck’s best frenemy Sir Mallard Jones) watch this space for more about him and his career.

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