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Paging Mr. Darcy (Loveuary by Hallmark) Reviewed by Duck and Star

Friends, as a humble duck, I have to admit, Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice rocks my feathers. But what did I think about Paging Mr. Darcy, in which a serious literary scholar attends a Jane Austen conference as a keynote speaker and finds the whole event is filled with costumes, period dances, and a liaison who constantly plays Mr. Darcy? Answer: I ducking loved it!

Star: Me too! Mallory Jansen was spectacular as the female lead, Eloise, and I know Will Kemp tickled your flippers as the Mr. Darcy liaison.

Duck: He made me swoon so hard I almost lost my salmon! The plot was super-ducking awesome too. Some very mild spoilers here, folks: Eloise wants a job at Princeton and must pretty much become the whacky costume-wearer and period dancing loon she’s always shunned if she’s to impress the person who’d hire her. This also ties her to her Mr. Darcy, who must teach her period dancing and lots of other beak-tickling, period-themed skills—see, he has his own reasons for helping her land that job of her dreams. And he has true feather-packed swagger when he wears that top hat.

Star: It was quite the world too! What a visual feast!

Duck: And super-ducking rich and inventive, like a lobster wearing Prada.

Star: Duck, the mind boggles.

Duck: Well, to well and truly park my pondweed, I’ll say that liberated fun is at the heart of Paging Mr. Darcy, and that really pays tribute to Austen’s work.

Star: At the same time, there’s a deeper message. Love is a risk worth taking. And play can lead to love.

Duck: And kippers. Love usually leads to at least a couple of those.

Star: Duck, the mind boggles.

Keep your eye on the Hallmark Channel for upcoming showings of Paging Mr. Darcy!



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Welcome! I’m Star Tavares. I am queer and nonbinary, and I use they/them pronouns. My hubby Jake is LGBTQIA+ too. Our plush duck is called Duck and is super-ducking awesome. He likes to call himself an award-winning duck because we wrote a screenplay about him that won some awards, and who are we to argue?

The thing is, we used to publish in the romance genres, but after we came out, we thought romance didn’t want us anymore. But you know what, toots? We were wrong.

Now we’ve rebuilt our confidence and are back to living our Romancey Pants life, writing, reviewing romance movies, reading romance novels, and doing a whole lot of stretching. (Did I mention we’re getting older?)

Want to know more about Star’s writing credits? Under another name, Star has published romance stories, novels, and novellas with presses like Harper Collins and Cleis, and has won awards for their shorter works from the likes of Glimmer Train, Screencraft, and Narrative, where they also worked as an editor. More recently, Star’s nonfiction about gender identity has appeared in The New York Times and at Huffington Post Personal.

Since Jake, who is also a romance author, is starting to add more reviews here (along with Duck’s best frenemy Sir Mallard Jones) watch this space for more about him and his career.

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