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Just Add Romance (Hallmark) Reviewed by Duck and Star

Duck: Friends, sometimes a duck starts watching a Hallmark movie just to give it a five-minute “try,” fully expecting he’ll end up giving it the Flipper, but then he watches the whole ducking thing as easily as pondweed pie. That’s how it was with Just Add Romance. My beak-holes were firmly glued to the screen all the way through. Top-notch Hallmarking.

Star: It’s funny, isn’t it, the assumptions we make about movies? Perhaps the premise seemed a bit too neat and peppy, at first: Two chefs vying for the chance to have their own restaurant by winning a reality TV show, and knocking out the competition—i.e. each other. But the truth is, there was a depth to this movie I wasn’t expecting.

Duck: Yes, Star! I had no ducking idea we’d be exploring whether two hugely ambitious humans can date one another, share a career, and compete without disaster. After all, when a humble waterfowl watches as many romance movies as I do, he gets used to seeing things emotionally unravel at the rate of a sharp-edged waterfall. But when things did unravel in Just Add Romance, it was actually because these two protagonists listened to others‘ doubts and dramas rather than listening to their hearts.

Star: Right! The leads did a great job of giving light-but-thoughtful performances, too. We love Luke Macfarlane (Jason). He always seems to be able to balance emotional depth with likable, goofy humor that gives us a glow. And portrays lovable characters really well.

Duck: Meghann Fary also did a great job at Carly’s character. She was relatable and considered, with a feather-fluffing goofy side, just like Jason (Luke Macfarlane). The complexities of Carly’s relationship with her father also added depth to her character. And honestly, I really sank my flippers into that reality TV show! Which cook would win? I was on the edge of my river-bank!

Star: And we won’t post any big spoilers, but the ending gave a really positive message, especially given the antagonists were convinced that love and competition cannot thrive in the same space! How wrong they were.

Duck: I mean, look at you and Jake, Star! When you first got together, many of your writer friends said, “It’s just too tough having a relationship with another writer! You become so competitive!” But that’s never how it’s been for you two! You can dip your flippers in the same puddle without falling apart at the duck-seams.

Star: It’s true! So, a full five flippers-up for Just Add Romance! That said, we could have done with more diversity.

Duck: And didn’t someone cook duck in the movie, Star?

Star: Ah. That is a moral dilemma. Especially for a duck. I’ll leave the final rating to you, my friend.

Duck: Well, you know us plushies. We’re just big softies, really.

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About US

Welcome! I’m Star Tavares. I am queer and nonbinary, and I use they/them pronouns. My hubby Jake is LGBTQIA+ too. Our plush duck is called Duck and is super-ducking awesome. He likes to call himself an award-winning duck because we wrote a screenplay about him that won some awards, and who are we to argue?

The thing is, we used to publish in the romance genres, but after we came out, we thought romance didn’t want us anymore. But you know what, toots? We were wrong.

Now we’ve rebuilt our confidence and are back to living our Romancey Pants life, writing, reviewing romance movies, reading romance novels, and doing a whole lot of stretching. (Did I mention we’re getting older?)

Want to know more about Star’s writing credits? Under another name, Star has published romance stories, novels, and novellas with presses like Harper Collins and Cleis, and has won awards for their shorter works from the likes of Glimmer Train, Screencraft, and Narrative, where they also worked as an editor. More recently, Star’s nonfiction about gender identity has appeared in The New York Times and at Huffington Post Personal.

Since Jake, who is also a romance author, is starting to add more reviews here (along with Duck’s best frenemy Sir Mallard Jones) watch this space for more about him and his career.

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