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The Dancing Detective: A Deadly Tango (Hallmark) — A Review by a Duck and a Human

Duck: Folks, this silly romantic mystery really smoked my kipper! Here’s the premise of The Dancing Detective: A Deadly Tango: Detective Bailey (Lacey Chabert), who prefers to work alone, is sent undercover at a ballroom dancing contest to solve a murder. In order to dance convincingly, she must partner up with dancer “husband” Sebastian Moore Continue reading
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A Novel Romance (Hallmark) — A Movie Review by A Duck and A Human

Jake: [sounding a bit overtired] We watch a lot of Hallmark Channel, don’t we. Sir Mallard Jones: Was that a question or…? Jake: Just a comment, really. SMJ: [admonishingly] Not the best way to start off a movie review, dear boy! “We watch this channel a lot. Here’s what we think about this production”! Jake:… Continue reading
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3 Bed, 2 Bath, 1 Ghost (Hallmark) – A Review By Star and Duck

To be ducking honest, I was so super-ducking scared to watch a movie about a ghost that I got my flippers in a tangle, but once I’d settled in, my feathers were pleasantly tingled by this marvelously silly movie. See, in 3 Bed, 2 Bath, 1 Ghost, Anna, a realtor (played by Julie Gonzalo) must… Continue reading
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Away and Back (Hallmark 2015) Reviewed by Duck and Star

Friends, from the start, when yours truly sat down to watch Away & Back, I was in a state of open-beaked amazement. Because there, on the screen, was a beautiful story of people who DUCKING LOVE WATERFOWL. Bird representation was at such an ALL TIME HIGH that my duck-heart hammered with gusto throughout! Continue reading
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Love, Classified (Hallmark, 2022) Reviewed by Duck and Star

Friends, sometimes you watch a Hallmark movie and go, “Quacker-doodle doo! Hallmark was doing something super-ducking awesome here!” And that’s how it was with Love, Classified. I was so delighted that my quacks had that bubbly quality you get from a fine champagne. Continue reading
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A Self-Love Mallard-Festo: Sir Mallard Jones’s Self-Love Secrets Plus Fave Movies & Reads

Ah! Well, for MEEE, your everyday aristocratic plush duck, I’d say self-love is a way of life. (Not a whey of life, because my system is anti-milk, you know.) Every morning, I rise like Hercules and head straight for the bathroom. I then stand upon the sink and, raising myself daintily upon my flipper-tips, look… Continue reading
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Romance in Style (Hallmark, 2022) Reviewed by Duck and Star

Friends, we’ve been watching a duck of a lot of Hallmark movies recently, and you could argue that a few of them were activist! We love activist romance because our flippers are tickled by stories that build a better world. And Romance in Style does that in spades. Continue reading
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Sense and Sensibility (2024, Hallmark Mahogany) Reviewed by Star and Duck

Friends, ever since I read that a diverse Hallmark adaptation of Jane Austen’s Sense and Sensibility was coming out this year, I’ve been super-ducking excited. And the movie did not disappoint my flippers. It’s honestly one of the best Jane Austen adaptations I’ve seen. (Generally speaking, ducks LOVE Austen.) In fact, the film’s diversity tickled… Continue reading
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About US
Welcome! I’m Star Tavares. I am queer and nonbinary, and I use they/them pronouns. My hubby Jake is LGBTQIA+ too. Our plush duck is called Duck and is super-ducking awesome. He likes to call himself an award-winning duck because we wrote a screenplay about him that won some awards, and who are we to argue?
The thing is, we used to publish in the romance genres, but after we came out, we thought romance didn’t want us anymore. But you know what, toots? We were wrong.
Now we’ve rebuilt our confidence and are back to living our Romancey Pants life, writing, reviewing romance movies, reading romance novels, and doing a whole lot of stretching. (Did I mention we’re getting older?)
Want to know more about Star’s writing credits? Under another name, Star has published romance stories, novels, and novellas with presses like Harper Collins and Cleis, and has won awards for their shorter works from the likes of Glimmer Train, Screencraft, and Narrative, where they also worked as an editor. More recently, Star’s nonfiction about gender identity has appeared in The New York Times and at Huffington Post Personal.
Since Jake, who is also a romance author, is starting to add more reviews here (along with Duck’s best frenemy Sir Mallard Jones) watch this space for more about him and his career.
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Recent Posts
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- Why I Still Haven’t Read Any Novels By Emily Henry (It’s To Do With Diversity. And Ducks.)


