Romance Movie Reviews
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Away and Back (Hallmark 2015) Reviewed by Duck and Star

Friends, from the start, when yours truly sat down to watch Away & Back, I was in a state of open-beaked amazement. Because there, on the screen, was a beautiful story of people who DUCKING LOVE WATERFOWL. Bird representation was at such an ALL TIME HIGH that my duck-heart hammered with gusto throughout! Continue reading
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Spring Breakthrough (Hallmark Mahogany 2023) Reviewed by Mallard and Jake

Jake: I know we’re excited to review Spring Breakthrough because we both loved the story and how the film featured an entirely Black cast, which is sometimes still hard to find on Hallmark Channel. Sir Mallard Jones: Yes. J: So, let’s give this movie a full five Diversity Ducks. SMJ: But we wouldn’t have minded… Continue reading
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Love, Classified (Hallmark, 2022) Reviewed by Duck and Star

Friends, sometimes you watch a Hallmark movie and go, “Quacker-doodle doo! Hallmark was doing something super-ducking awesome here!” And that’s how it was with Love, Classified. I was so delighted that my quacks had that bubbly quality you get from a fine champagne. Continue reading
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A Self-Love Mallard-Festo: Sir Mallard Jones’s Self-Love Secrets Plus Fave Movies & Reads

Ah! Well, for MEEE, your everyday aristocratic plush duck, I’d say self-love is a way of life. (Not a whey of life, because my system is anti-milk, you know.) Every morning, I rise like Hercules and head straight for the bathroom. I then stand upon the sink and, raising myself daintily upon my flipper-tips, look… Continue reading
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Romance in Style (Hallmark, 2022) Reviewed by Duck and Star

Friends, we’ve been watching a duck of a lot of Hallmark movies recently, and you could argue that a few of them were activist! We love activist romance because our flippers are tickled by stories that build a better world. And Romance in Style does that in spades. Continue reading
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Bringing Up Baby (1938) Reviewed by Duck and Star

Friends, we decided it was time to review some classic romances, and what’s more classic than Cary Grant, Katharine Hepburn, and a sweet-hearted leopard? It’s a ducking hard question to answer. But the truth is simple: When we watched Bringing Up Baby, we laughed so hard we cried. Continue reading
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Summer Villa (Hallmark, 2016) Reviewed by Sir Mallard Jones and Jake

GREETINGS, DEAR FRIENDS OF ROMANCEY PANTS! And moi, obviously. It’s “your duck,” Sir Mallard Jones, Duke of Hampshire County, and I’m here today to tell you all about my experiences watching a fantastic film titled Summer Villa—a Hallmark Channel original! What struck me most at first, other than Duck T’s flipper as he insisted I get my… Continue reading
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Sense and Sensibility (2024, Hallmark Mahogany) Reviewed by Star and Duck

Friends, ever since I read that a diverse Hallmark adaptation of Jane Austen’s Sense and Sensibility was coming out this year, I’ve been super-ducking excited. And the movie did not disappoint my flippers. It’s honestly one of the best Jane Austen adaptations I’ve seen. (Generally speaking, ducks LOVE Austen.) In fact, the film’s diversity tickled… Continue reading
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About US
Welcome! I’m Star Tavares. I am queer and nonbinary, and I use they/them pronouns. My hubby Jake is LGBTQIA+ too. Our plush duck is called Duck and is super-ducking awesome. He likes to call himself an award-winning duck because we wrote a screenplay about him that won some awards, and who are we to argue?
The thing is, we used to publish in the romance genres, but after we came out, we thought romance didn’t want us anymore. But you know what, toots? We were wrong.
Now we’ve rebuilt our confidence and are back to living our Romancey Pants life, writing, reviewing romance movies, reading romance novels, and doing a whole lot of stretching. (Did I mention we’re getting older?)
Want to know more about Star’s writing credits? Under another name, Star has published romance stories, novels, and novellas with presses like Harper Collins and Cleis, and has won awards for their shorter works from the likes of Glimmer Train, Screencraft, and Narrative, where they also worked as an editor. More recently, Star’s nonfiction about gender identity has appeared in The New York Times and at Huffington Post Personal.
Since Jake, who is also a romance author, is starting to add more reviews here (along with Duck’s best frenemy Sir Mallard Jones) watch this space for more about him and his career.
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Recent Posts
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- Why I Still Haven’t Read Any Novels By Emily Henry (It’s To Do With Diversity. And Ducks.)


