Romance Reviews
-
Bringing Up Baby (1938) Reviewed by Duck and Star

Friends, we decided it was time to review some classic romances, and what’s more classic than Cary Grant, Katharine Hepburn, and a sweet-hearted leopard? It’s a ducking hard question to answer. But the truth is simple: When we watched Bringing Up Baby, we laughed so hard we cried. Continue reading
black and white movie blogs, Bringing Up Baby, Bringing Up Baby fans, Bringing Up Baby fun review, Bringing Up Baby funny review, Bringing Up Baby review, Cary Grant movies, classic move blogs, classic movie blogger, comedy, drama, duck reviews Bringing Up Baby, Duck’s Movie Reviews, Funny Cary Grant, Funny Cary Grant films, Funny Cary Grant movies, funny Katharine Hepburn, funny movie classics, Katharine Hepburn movie, movie reviews by a duck, movies, plushie movie reviews, review, romance, Star reviews Bringing Up Baby, Star Tavares -
Summer Villa (Hallmark, 2016) Reviewed by Sir Mallard Jones and Jake

GREETINGS, DEAR FRIENDS OF ROMANCEY PANTS! And moi, obviously. It’s “your duck,” Sir Mallard Jones, Duke of Hampshire County, and I’m here today to tell you all about my experiences watching a fantastic film titled Summer Villa—a Hallmark Channel original! What struck me most at first, other than Duck T’s flipper as he insisted I get my… Continue reading
comedy, diverse Hallmark movies, Emorphia Margaritis, funny movie reviews, Hallmark fan blog, Hallmark movie fan blog, Hallmark movie reviews, Jake Tavares movie reviews, Jake Tavares reviews, LGBTQ movie reviewer, movies, reviews, romance, Romance Movie Reviews, Romancey Pants review, Sir Mallard Jones, Sir Mallard reviews, Summer Villa Hallmark, Summer Villa Hallmark review, Summer Villa movie, Summer Villa movie review, trans movie reviewer, Victor Webster fans, Victor Webster Hallmark, Victor Webster Hallmark fans -
Betty’s Bad Luck In Love (Hallmark) Reviewed by Duck and Star T.

Duck: Friends, Star and I recently watched Betty’s Bad Luck In Love and found it more satisfying than a goldfish sandwich. Star: True! As a kid, Betty was cursed to always have terrible luck in love, and that’s exactly the story she’s living. Devastating things happen to her boyfriends! The kind of stuff that could… Continue reading
-
Butlers In Love (Hallmark) Reviewed by Duck T.

Friends, the word “butling,” (the art of being a butler,) is brand new to my beak-holes, and I learned it from Butlers In Love starring Stacey Farber and Corey Cott. These actors did a flipper-tickling job of playing Emma and Henry, two students at a highly elite butler academy. Not only was there a duck… Continue reading
-
Duck T. Reviews The Christmas Setup (Lifetime Movie)

Lifetime’s first movie with gay protagonists? This duck gives a giant flippers up to that! Fran Drescher as Mum is an absolute ducking joy. She’s all heart and quite a bit of sparkle, and doesn’t need to be convinced of anyone’s validity. And she also impishly… Continue reading
Ben Lewis review, Blake Lee review, duck movie reviews, duck reviews, Ellen Wong review, Fran Drescher review, gay Lifetime movie review, plushie movie reviews, Queer duck reviews, Queer romance movie review, The Christmas Setup Lifetime, The Christmas Setup movie, The Christmas Setup review, What to watch Christmas queer
About US
Welcome! I’m Star Tavares. I am queer and nonbinary, and I use they/them pronouns. My hubby Jake is LGBTQIA+ too. Our plush duck is called Duck and is super-ducking awesome. He likes to call himself an award-winning duck because we wrote a screenplay about him that won some awards, and who are we to argue?
The thing is, we used to publish in the romance genres, but after we came out, we thought romance didn’t want us anymore. But you know what, toots? We were wrong.
Now we’ve rebuilt our confidence and are back to living our Romancey Pants life, writing, reviewing romance movies, reading romance novels, and doing a whole lot of stretching. (Did I mention we’re getting older?)
Want to know more about Star’s writing credits? Under another name, Star has published romance stories, novels, and novellas with presses like Harper Collins and Cleis, and has won awards for their shorter works from the likes of Glimmer Train, Screencraft, and Narrative, where they also worked as an editor. More recently, Star’s nonfiction about gender identity has appeared in The New York Times and at Huffington Post Personal.
Since Jake, who is also a romance author, is starting to add more reviews here (along with Duck’s best frenemy Sir Mallard Jones) watch this space for more about him and his career.
Please sign up for our newsletter below and join us at Romancey Pants for romance reviews and personal rambles.
Let’s do this!





