Duck’s Movie Reviews
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The Dancing Detective: A Deadly Tango (Hallmark) — A Review by a Duck and a Human

Duck: Folks, this silly romantic mystery really smoked my kipper! Here’s the premise of The Dancing Detective: A Deadly Tango: Detective Bailey (Lacey Chabert), who prefers to work alone, is sent undercover at a ballroom dancing contest to solve a murder. In order to dance convincingly, she must partner up with dancer “husband” Sebastian Moore Continue reading
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Bringing Up Baby (1938) Reviewed by Duck and Star

Friends, we decided it was time to review some classic romances, and what’s more classic than Cary Grant, Katharine Hepburn, and a sweet-hearted leopard? It’s a ducking hard question to answer. But the truth is simple: When we watched Bringing Up Baby, we laughed so hard we cried. Continue reading
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A Christmas Duet (Hallmark) Reviewed by Duck and Star #MoviesThatNeedTylerHynes

Friends, you’d think with a winter festival to organize, a lodge to run, and a Top Winter Lodge Award to compete for, Averie (Chaley Rose) wouldn’t have the time to rekindle her old love with musician Jesse (Rome Flynn), but you’d be wrong. The problem is, your truly, a duck of true romance, was not… Continue reading
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Walking The Dog (Hallmark) Reviewed by Duck and Star

Seeing as they sometimes eat ducks, I’m not always a big fan of movies about dogs. (I mean, what the duck?! Really!) But I just had to make an exception for Walking The Dog, a super-ducking awesome Hallmark movie starring Jennifer Finnigan as Kristie and Sam Page as Keith. Also, I don’t think Gidget would… Continue reading
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Betty’s Bad Luck In Love (Hallmark) Reviewed by Duck and Star T.

Duck: Friends, Star and I recently watched Betty’s Bad Luck In Love and found it more satisfying than a goldfish sandwich. Star: True! As a kid, Betty was cursed to always have terrible luck in love, and that’s exactly the story she’s living. Devastating things happen to her boyfriends! The kind of stuff that could… Continue reading
About US
Welcome! I’m Star Tavares. I am queer and nonbinary, and I use they/them pronouns. My hubby Jake is LGBTQIA+ too. Our plush duck is called Duck and is super-ducking awesome. He likes to call himself an award-winning duck because we wrote a screenplay about him that won some awards, and who are we to argue?
The thing is, we used to publish in the romance genres, but after we came out, we thought romance didn’t want us anymore. But you know what, toots? We were wrong.
Now we’ve rebuilt our confidence and are back to living our Romancey Pants life, writing, reviewing romance movies, reading romance novels, and doing a whole lot of stretching. (Did I mention we’re getting older?)
Want to know more about Star’s writing credits? Under another name, Star has published romance stories, novels, and novellas with presses like Harper Collins and Cleis, and has won awards for their shorter works from the likes of Glimmer Train, Screencraft, and Narrative, where they also worked as an editor. More recently, Star’s nonfiction about gender identity has appeared in The New York Times and at Huffington Post Personal.
Since Jake, who is also a romance author, is starting to add more reviews here (along with Duck’s best frenemy Sir Mallard Jones) watch this space for more about him and his career.
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