Romance Movie Reviews
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Christmas At The Chalet (Lifetime) – A Review By A Duck and a Human

Christmas at the Chalet was a duck of a fun movie! The premise? Lex Riley (Teri Hatcher) went from TV fame to being a full-time parent, and is now returning to the public eye with her duck-worthy Insta reels. When she decides to join her adult son and ex-husband on a skiing vacation at a… Continue reading
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The Dancing Detective: A Deadly Tango (Hallmark) — A Review by a Duck and a Human

Duck: Folks, this silly romantic mystery really smoked my kipper! Here’s the premise of The Dancing Detective: A Deadly Tango: Detective Bailey (Lacey Chabert), who prefers to work alone, is sent undercover at a ballroom dancing contest to solve a murder. In order to dance convincingly, she must partner up with dancer “husband” Sebastian Moore Continue reading
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Summer Villa (Hallmark, 2016) Reviewed by Sir Mallard Jones and Jake

GREETINGS, DEAR FRIENDS OF ROMANCEY PANTS! And moi, obviously. It’s “your duck,” Sir Mallard Jones, Duke of Hampshire County, and I’m here today to tell you all about my experiences watching a fantastic film titled Summer Villa—a Hallmark Channel original! What struck me most at first, other than Duck T’s flipper as he insisted I get my… Continue reading
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A Christmas Duet (Hallmark) Reviewed by Duck and Star #MoviesThatNeedTylerHynes

Friends, you’d think with a winter festival to organize, a lodge to run, and a Top Winter Lodge Award to compete for, Averie (Chaley Rose) wouldn’t have the time to rekindle her old love with musician Jesse (Rome Flynn), but you’d be wrong. The problem is, your truly, a duck of true romance, was not… Continue reading
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Always Amore (Hallmark) Reviewed by Duck T.

Friends, sometimes a duck like me gets his feathers in a pickle because a protagonist is just too ducking resistant to change. Oh, don’t get me quacking about Autumn Reeser’s character Elizabeth in Always Amore who will not allow her late husband’s sadly failing restaurant to undergo even the tiniest Continue reading
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Just My Type (Hallmark) Reviewed By Duck T.

Friends, is it just me, or is actor Bethany Joy Lenz super-ducking awesome in EVERYTHING? Bless her beak-holes because she really has screen presence, not to mention flipper-tickling doses of emotional depth as well as a talent for humor. Well, Just My Type, a Hallmark movie about a journalist and famous author falling in love,… Continue reading
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Two Tickets to Paradise reviewed by Duck T.

Friends, flippers up for a movie where the characters actually sort things out! Is it just me, your goldfish-guzzling friend, who finds it irritating when things just “fall into place” between the romantic heroes without any quacking (or other communication) about everyone’s mistakes? Well, welcome to paradise because in Two Tickets to Paradise, the main… Continue reading
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The Convenient Groom (Hallmark) Reviewed By Duck T.

Friends, at the beginning, I didn’t expect to like The Convenient Groom. A social media influencer who teaches people (NOT ducks) to differentiate between a “total beakbrain” and great dating material by examining, for instance, the coffee he orders? What a duck-splat, thought I …. Continue reading
About US
Welcome! I’m Star Tavares. I am queer and nonbinary, and I use they/them pronouns. My hubby Jake is LGBTQIA+ too. Our plush duck is called Duck and is super-ducking awesome. He likes to call himself an award-winning duck because we wrote a screenplay about him that won some awards, and who are we to argue?
The thing is, we used to publish in the romance genres, but after we came out, we thought romance didn’t want us anymore. But you know what, toots? We were wrong.
Now we’ve rebuilt our confidence and are back to living our Romancey Pants life, writing, reviewing romance movies, reading romance novels, and doing a whole lot of stretching. (Did I mention we’re getting older?)
Want to know more about Star’s writing credits? Under another name, Star has published romance stories, novels, and novellas with presses like Harper Collins and Cleis, and has won awards for their shorter works from the likes of Glimmer Train, Screencraft, and Narrative, where they also worked as an editor. More recently, Star’s nonfiction about gender identity has appeared in The New York Times and at Huffington Post Personal.
Since Jake, who is also a romance author, is starting to add more reviews here (along with Duck’s best frenemy Sir Mallard Jones) watch this space for more about him and his career.
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