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Christmas At The Chalet (Lifetime) – A Review By A Duck and a Human

Duck: Christmas at the Chalet was a duck of a fun movie! The premise? Lex Riley (Teri Hatcher) went from TV fame to being a full-time parent, and is now returning to the public eye with her duck-worthy Insta reels. When she decides to join her adult son and ex-husband on a skiing vacation at a ducking fancy chalet hotel, a duck-up with the bookings means that if she wants a room she must work as a “chalet girl.” An attraction with the hotel owner Eric (William Devry) duck-velops …

Star: We enjoyed the duck out of this movie, not least because of Teri Hatcher’s performance.

Duck: Duck yes! Every time Hatcher is on screen as Lex Riley, the movie’s electric. Lex’s antics as both a chalet worker and up-and-coming Insta celeb put a spring in my plush. She gives a feather-fluffing performance, being by turns goofily comical, deeply vulnerable, and also duck-powered.

Star: Empowered, you mean?

Duck: Star, that’s what I said.

Star: Okay! One thing’s for ducking sure: IfHatcher’s Instagram reels truly existed, they’d tickle everyone’s beak-holes. And her chemistry with inn-owner Eric (DeVry) was more compelling than a duck-themed tango.

Duck: And watching anyone do tango in a duck costume is beyond compelling. I mean, the flipper-shoes!

Star: With the slapping noise, oh yes!

Duck: Dan Payne did a pond-gleamy job as misogynistic ex Charles, and Aleksandra Cross put a spring in my flippers as Lex’s new chalet colleague. Patti Allan’s performance as Eric’s mom Celine was more compelling than a goldfish burger with extra pickles. And I love a goldfish burger with extra pickles.

Star: Allan really was sublime in that role. Plus our beak-holes were also pleasantly warmed by the theming in Christmas at the Chalet. We loved this story of a mature female character who left her high-powered career to be a stay-at-home mom, and now, as she reinvents her career, still feels enriched by her experiences as a parent. And the fact that she takes the job at the chalet without snooting her beak about it, is beyond awesome.

Duck: Yes, bravo, Lifetime, for some great quacktivism around age in Christmas at the Chalet! As the movie develops, the mature Lex accepts that she’s worthy of a duck of great relationship, and throughout the movie, sees herself as blossoming afresh. Her attitude as she learns to ski with Eric (DeVry) is fun and electric, and negative, pond-suck narratives around Lex and Eric’s ages are fiercely avoided. That gets a hearty flippers-up from me!

Star: So although we’d like to have seen more diversity among the central characters in Christmas at the Chalet—there’s zero LGBTQIA+ representation here at all, for example, even though the setting was a quack-worthy opportunity—our good diversity rating is partly due to these mature central characters, not to mention the anti-ageist narratives around their romance.

Duck: And you know what I really enjoyed getting my beak around? The immigrant storyline of Eric and his family.

Star: Exactly! Great diversity and character richness in Christmas at the Chalet, for sure. Add in some really fun quactivism around class (bravo, Lifetime! Our culture needs this!) and you’ve got yourself a rating of four diversity ducks. Thank Cod for that!

Duck: Speaking of cod, I still haven’t found that cod-and-pondweed sandwich I was eating on Friday ….

Star: Is that why there’s a fishy smell coming from the basement?

Duck: No, that’s our neighbors’ new washing detergent.

Star: Oh dear me.

Duck: Anyway, friends, if you’d like to watch Christmas at the Chalet, we recommend it. Here’s where you can watch the film (at the time of writing):

Watch on Lifetime

Watch on Hulu

Watch on Google Play

Watch on Amazon Prime

Watch on Philo

Watch on YouTube

Watch on Fandango

Featured image by Star Tavares: The photo of Hatcher and DeVry is from a screenshot taken from the movie’s trailer on YouTube. I used Canva to create this graphic.



About US

Welcome! I’m Star Tavares. I am queer and nonbinary, and I use they/them pronouns. My hubby Jake is LGBTQIA+ too. Our plush duck is called Duck and is super-ducking awesome. He likes to call himself an award-winning duck because we wrote a screenplay about him that won some awards, and who are we to argue?

The thing is, we used to publish in the romance genres, but after we came out, we thought romance didn’t want us anymore. But you know what, toots? We were wrong.

Now we’ve rebuilt our confidence and are back to living our Romancey Pants life, writing, reviewing romance movies, reading romance novels, and doing a whole lot of stretching. (Did I mention we’re getting older?)

Want to know more about Star’s writing credits? Under another name, Star has published romance stories, novels, and novellas with presses like Harper Collins and Cleis, and has won awards for their shorter works from the likes of Glimmer Train, Screencraft, and Narrative, where they also worked as an editor. More recently, Star’s nonfiction about gender identity has appeared in The New York Times and at Huffington Post Personal.

Since Jake, who is also a romance author, is starting to add more reviews here (along with Duck’s best frenemy Sir Mallard Jones) watch this space for more about him and his career.

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