Romancey Pants

Romance is ducking awesome. And so is diversity. Join us!


Triple Sec by TJ Alexander – Reviewed by a Duck and a Human

Duck: Triple Sec by TJ Alexander? I’ve got to tell you, Star, this queer, polyamorous romance novel, which we listened to as an audiobook, gave me flipper tingles.

First, the premise: Bartender Mel has never had a relationship with a married person before, but duck it all because she’s so attracted to Bebe. The pair’s dates begin casually, like a duck in flipper-slippers, but things soon grow more serious. So what’ll happen when Mel also shares a spark with Kade who’s married to Bebe? Turns out it might be a triple sec situation …. Poly romance ensues.

Star: There’s a cool bartending story that runs through Triple Sec too. Mel could basically win enough money to start her own bar if she aces a high-profile New York cocktail contest.

Duck: Note: zero duck cocktails were mentioned in Triple Sec. Not even a pondweed martini.

Star: Hmm. Some of us are grateful for that. Anyway, queer me sideways if this romance wasn’t well-written as all duck. I loved hanging with Mel, the point of view character. Mel’s a smart-mouthed, dry-toned activist with a vulnerable heart and a passion for justice. In fact, all three of these protagonists are quirky, rich and distinct from each other. Lots of depth. No cardboard cutouts here.

Duck: Not even a cardboard cutout of a duck, and that’s unusual.

Star: You quack me up! Anyway, we enjoyed the vivid storytelling and scene-setting, not to mention super politics and diversity—and bravo to TJ Alexander for characters who appreciate that fine art and cocktails are both art forms. It was lovely to see a queer poly romance driven by a point-of-view character of color, and the inclusion of the nonbinary Kade really tickled my own flippers. Thanks to all this, we’ve got all five of our diversity ducks in a duck-darn row. In other words, Triple Sec gets 5/5 flippers-up for diversity, duck-friends.

High marks for the novel’s queer politics too.

Duck: While there were some great sex scenes in Triple Sec, we were even more hooked mostly by the dialogue and character dynamics. Lots of pond-worthy wit and sparkle! And scenarios you could stuff your beak with.

Star: The audio narration by Jeremy Carlisle Parker had more twinkle than Duck’s beak-holes in the sun with three very distinct character voices and a vivid, full performance. Jeremy Carlisle Parker’s narration is smooth, sparkling, and compelling throughout. Carlisle Parker gave lots of attention to character, which I really appreciated. I recommend the audiobook, friends.

Duck: All in all, Triple Sec gets a full five flippers from RomanceyPants. Super-ducking awesome read. My beak-holes were sizzling throughout.

Star: Which reminds me: Have you been stuffing your beak-holes with peanut butter again? We just a bought a jar yet we’re surprisingly low.

Duck: The more peanut butter I eat, the more you benefit, Star! After all, when I’m at the pond and there’s still some in my beak-holes, it attracts goldfish. And I love a good goldfish.

Star: Why does that benefit me, Duck?

Duck: Because the more goldfish I attract, the more stuffed with fish I am, and then, of course, I eat less of your peanut butter.

Star: Ah. Duck logic.

Duck: Star, you’re welcome.

If you’d like to read Triple Sec, you can buy it from the following retailers:

Amazon

Allstora

Apple

Barnes & Noble

Bookshop.org

Google Play

Libro.fm

Signed copies available at TJAlexander.com

Featured image: Cover image snatched from TJAlexander.com. The rest of this image was designed by Star Tavares using Canva.



About US

Welcome! I’m Star Tavares. I’m queer, nonbinary, and intersex, and I use they/them pronouns. My hubby Jake is LGBTQIA+ too, as is our duck, name of Duck—he’s super-ducking awesome. He likes to call himself an award-winning duck because we wrote a screenplay about him that won some awards, and who are we to argue?

We used to publish in the romance genres, but after we came out, we thought romance didn’t want us anymore. But you know what, toots? We were wrong.

Now we’ve rebuilt our confidence and are back to living our Romancey Pants life, writing, reviewing romance movies, reading romance novels, and doing a whole lot of stretching.

Want to know more about Star’s writing credits? Under another name, Star has published romance stories, novels, and novellas with presses like Harper Collins and Cleis, and has won awards for their shorter works from the likes of Glimmer Train, Screencraft, and Narrative, where they also worked as an editor. More recently, Star’s nonfiction about gender identity has appeared in The New York Times and at Huffington Post Personal.

Please follow us here for romance reviews and personal rambles. And thanks so much for reading.

Let’s do this!

Newsletter