Romance Movie Reviews
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Bridget Jones ‘Mad About The Boy’? Let’s Quack About Grief in Romance.
Star: I know it sounds strange, Duck, but I’d love to see more grief in romance. Duck: Star, that does sound rather ducked up, then again, you’re human so it probably makes a duck of lot of sense. Star: Exactly. And when I watched Bridget Jones: Mad About The Boy, which by the way I… Continue reading
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Christmas At The Chalet (Lifetime) – A Review By A Duck and a Human

Christmas at the Chalet was a duck of a fun movie! The premise? Lex Riley (Teri Hatcher) went from TV fame to being a full-time parent, and is now returning to the public eye with her duck-worthy Insta reels. When she decides to join her adult son and ex-husband on a skiing vacation at a… Continue reading
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The Dancing Detective: A Deadly Tango (Hallmark) — A Review by a Duck and a Human

Duck: Folks, this silly romantic mystery really smoked my kipper! Here’s the premise of The Dancing Detective: A Deadly Tango: Detective Bailey (Lacey Chabert), who prefers to work alone, is sent undercover at a ballroom dancing contest to solve a murder. In order to dance convincingly, she must partner up with dancer “husband” Sebastian Moore Continue reading
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Hit Man (Netflix) – A Review by a Duck and a Human

Duck: Hit Man was a duck of a lot of fun, Star! The plot: A fake hit man (played by Glen Powell) who lures criminals for the police falls for a woman (played by Adria Arjona) who almost “hires” him to take someone out (meaning murder, not a pizza date). She believes he’s a real Continue reading
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A Novel Romance (Hallmark) — A Movie Review by A Duck and A Human

Jake: [sounding a bit overtired] We watch a lot of Hallmark Channel, don’t we. Sir Mallard Jones: Was that a question or…? Jake: Just a comment, really. SMJ: [admonishingly] Not the best way to start off a movie review, dear boy! “We watch this channel a lot. Here’s what we think about this production”! Jake:… Continue reading
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The Idea Of You (Amazon Prime) – Why The Duck Did We Enjoy This Movie?

Friends, it’s a simple plot. A forty-year-old woman, mother, and divorcee called Solene meets a young, stereotypically hot, and ultra-famous music star called Hayes. Big love ensues, as does MASSIVE mutual beak action … and the romantic conflict? Cruel societal attacks from ducks. No, wait. From *humans* of course. Continue reading
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3 Bed, 2 Bath, 1 Ghost (Hallmark) – A Review By Star and Duck

To be ducking honest, I was so super-ducking scared to watch a movie about a ghost that I got my flippers in a tangle, but once I’d settled in, my feathers were pleasantly tingled by this marvelously silly movie. See, in 3 Bed, 2 Bath, 1 Ghost, Anna, a realtor (played by Julie Gonzalo) must… Continue reading
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Anyone But You (Sony Pictures, 2023) Reviewed by Duck and Star, With A Duck-Shaped Note About Not Hitting People Where It Ducking Hurts

Duck: Friends, sometimes when you watch a movie like Anyone But You, you wish it was written by a duck or two. Star: *Clears throat* Interesting. Go on. Duck: Well, Anyone But You was a quacker-laugh of a movie. My beak-holes got a real tickling. But the non-consensual moments got my flippers in a knot.… Continue reading
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Música (Amazon Prime, 2024) Reviewed by Duck and Star

Duck: Friends, if you’re wondering whether to watch a duck of a great movie called Música, the answer’s “Duck, yes!” Star: In Música, which is set in Newark, New Jersey, Rudy Mancuso (played by himself) is a Brazilian student and puppeteer with synesthesia. For Rudy, this means a lot of the noises he hears become… Continue reading
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About US
Welcome! I’m Star Tavares. I am queer and nonbinary, and I use they/them pronouns. My hubby Jake is LGBTQIA+ too. Our plush duck is called Duck and is super-ducking awesome. He likes to call himself an award-winning duck because we wrote a screenplay about him that won some awards, and who are we to argue?
The thing is, we used to publish in the romance genres, but after we came out, we thought romance didn’t want us anymore. But you know what, toots? We were wrong.
Now we’ve rebuilt our confidence and are back to living our Romancey Pants life, writing, reviewing romance movies, reading romance novels, and doing a whole lot of stretching. (Did I mention we’re getting older?)
Want to know more about Star’s writing credits? Under another name, Star has published romance stories, novels, and novellas with presses like Harper Collins and Cleis, and has won awards for their shorter works from the likes of Glimmer Train, Screencraft, and Narrative, where they also worked as an editor. More recently, Star’s nonfiction about gender identity has appeared in The New York Times and at Huffington Post Personal.
Since Jake, who is also a romance author, is starting to add more reviews here (along with Duck’s best frenemy Sir Mallard Jones) watch this space for more about him and his career.
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Recent Posts
- Why Characters Who Lie in Novels Make My Flippers Sad
- A Bowl of Self-Love Cereal (Quacker Pops Edition)
- Bridget Jones ‘Mad About The Boy’? Let’s Quack About Grief in Romance.
- Why My Fault Is Actually A Duck’s Fault
- Why I Still Haven’t Read Any Novels By Emily Henry (It’s To Do With Diversity. And Ducks.)

