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3 Bed, 2 Bath, 1 Ghost (Hallmark) – A Review By Star and Duck

To be ducking honest, I was so super-ducking scared to watch a movie about a ghost that I got my flippers in a tangle, but once I’d settled in, my feathers were pleasantly tingled by this marvelously silly movie. See, in 3 Bed, 2 Bath, 1 Ghost, Anna, a realtor (played by Julie Gonzalo) must… Continue reading
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Love, Classified (Hallmark, 2022) Reviewed by Duck and Star

Friends, sometimes you watch a Hallmark movie and go, “Quacker-doodle doo! Hallmark was doing something super-ducking awesome here!” And that’s how it was with Love, Classified. I was so delighted that my quacks had that bubbly quality you get from a fine champagne. Continue reading
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A Self-Love Mallard-Festo: Sir Mallard Jones’s Self-Love Secrets Plus Fave Movies & Reads

Ah! Well, for MEEE, your everyday aristocratic plush duck, I’d say self-love is a way of life. (Not a whey of life, because my system is anti-milk, you know.) Every morning, I rise like Hercules and head straight for the bathroom. I then stand upon the sink and, raising myself daintily upon my flipper-tips, look… Continue reading
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Bringing Up Baby (1938) Reviewed by Duck and Star

Friends, we decided it was time to review some classic romances, and what’s more classic than Cary Grant, Katharine Hepburn, and a sweet-hearted leopard? It’s a ducking hard question to answer. But the truth is simple: When we watched Bringing Up Baby, we laughed so hard we cried. Continue reading
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Summer Villa (Hallmark, 2016) Reviewed by Sir Mallard Jones and Jake

GREETINGS, DEAR FRIENDS OF ROMANCEY PANTS! And moi, obviously. It’s “your duck,” Sir Mallard Jones, Duke of Hampshire County, and I’m here today to tell you all about my experiences watching a fantastic film titled Summer Villa—a Hallmark Channel original! What struck me most at first, other than Duck T’s flipper as he insisted I get my… Continue reading
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About US
Welcome! I’m Star Tavares. I am queer and nonbinary, and I use they/them pronouns. My hubby Jake is LGBTQIA+ too. Our plush duck is called Duck and is super-ducking awesome. He likes to call himself an award-winning duck because we wrote a screenplay about him that won some awards, and who are we to argue?
The thing is, we used to publish in the romance genres, but after we came out, we thought romance didn’t want us anymore. But you know what, toots? We were wrong.
Now we’ve rebuilt our confidence and are back to living our Romancey Pants life, writing, reviewing romance movies, reading romance novels, and doing a whole lot of stretching. (Did I mention we’re getting older?)
Want to know more about Star’s writing credits? Under another name, Star has published romance stories, novels, and novellas with presses like Harper Collins and Cleis, and has won awards for their shorter works from the likes of Glimmer Train, Screencraft, and Narrative, where they also worked as an editor. More recently, Star’s nonfiction about gender identity has appeared in The New York Times and at Huffington Post Personal.
Since Jake, who is also a romance author, is starting to add more reviews here (along with Duck’s best frenemy Sir Mallard Jones) watch this space for more about him and his career.
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Recent Posts
- Why Characters Who Lie in Novels Make My Flippers Sad
- A Bowl of Self-Love Cereal (Quacker Pops Edition)
- Bridget Jones ‘Mad About The Boy’? Let’s Quack About Grief in Romance.
- Why My Fault Is Actually A Duck’s Fault
- Why I Still Haven’t Read Any Novels By Emily Henry (It’s To Do With Diversity. And Ducks.)

